Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The class that makes you forget why you ever wanted to be a doctor. It’s like studying the human body while also being forced to watch your life pass you by.

My A&P class was so hard I forgot how to breathe.

I failed A&P and now I’m stuck with a life of fast food and regret.

A&P is the reason I have more than one nickname for my penis.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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The old supermarket that went broke and now looks like it's trying too hard to be cool. The employees wear stupid ties and scream about being 'fresh obsessed'.

I walked into an A&P and they were fighting over who had the best clip-on tie.

A&P employees claim to be 'fresh obsessed' but they look like they haven’t seen a vegetable since 2003.

The A&P in my town is so dead it’s like a ghost store.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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A store that used to be everywhere but now only exists in New York. It’s like the last dying gasp of a once-great empire.

My grandpa used to work at A&P and now he just stares at the sky.

A&P is like the last man standing in a battle of stores.

I went to A&P and it felt like I was in a time machine.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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The secret handshake between guys who want to get laid. It’s like a silent agreement that says, 'I’m here to get you naked.'

He gave me the A&P and I knew we were going to have sex.

A&P is like the beginning of a love story that ends with a broken heart.

I did the A&P and it felt like I had just won the lottery.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

5

Partying and getting laid. It’s like the best day of your life but also the worst.

A&P night was the best night of my life and the worst.

I had an A&P and now I can’t remember my own name.

A&P is like the ultimate combo of drugs and love.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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When a guy wants to party and get laid all in one day. It’s like a double feature of life’s best parts.

He went on an A&P and came back with a broken heart and a broken body.

A&P is like the most intense version of a date.

I did an A&P and it felt like I had a life.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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A guy who wears his pants so high they look like he’s trying to hide his penis from the world.

That guy at the gym has an A&P and it’s like he’s trying to escape from a prison.

My uncle has an A&P and it looks like his pants are trying to murder him.

The guy at the store had an A&P and I could barely look at him.

by Slangipedia 15d ago