A'bellend
A guy who lies to everyone and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He can’t hear you and has no idea what he’s talking about.
He said he’d give me a raise, but it was just a raise in price for a lousy donut.
He called me a ‘noble citizen’ after he stole my lunch money.
He told the whole country he’d fix everything, but he couldn’t fix his own voice.