a zombie
A zombie is when you’re low on weed and you bring out all your roaches like they’re your new best friends. You’re rolling a blunt and you’re like, "This is the best I can do."
"I only have roaches and a half-eaten bagel. This is my blunt."
"You thought I was out of weed. I just rolled a roach blunt."
"No weed, no problem. I’ve got roaches and a headache."