Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A zombie is when you slap a ghost in the face and say, "Hey, remember me?" Like you pulled your head out of the toilet and came back to haunt them.

"Hey, you still alive? I saw your profile and it felt like you were in my brain."

"Remember that time you vanished? I’m back, and I brought a side of pain."

"You left me hanging, now I’m back to hang you."

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A zombie is like that ex who came back just to make you feel like you failed a test. They ghosted you, then boom, they’re back like they’re your new best friend.

"Hey, I’ve been thinking about you. Why? Because I forgot about you."

"You left me like a bad habit. Now you’re back like a bad day."

"I thought you were gone for good. You’re just a zombie in my brain."

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A zombie is when you come back like you were never dead, and you’re still eating brains. You’re not just back, you’re back with a side of rage.

"I died for you, now I’m back to die with you."

"You thought I was gone. I was just taking a break from being your nightmare."

"You ghosted me, now I’m here to haunt your life."

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A zombie is when you think you’re over someone, and then they pop up like they never left. It’s like they were just waiting for you to get soft.

"You said you were over me. So why did you message me?"

"I thought you were gone for good. Then you came back like I was your favorite snack."

"You left me hanging. Now you’re back to hang me."

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A zombie is when you’re low on weed and you bring out all your roaches like they’re your new best friends. You’re rolling a blunt and you’re like, "This is the best I can do."

"I only have roaches and a half-eaten bagel. This is my blunt."

"You thought I was out of weed. I just rolled a roach blunt."

"No weed, no problem. I’ve got roaches and a headache."

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A zombie is when you come back from the dead just to say, "Hey, remember me?" Like you never left, and you’re just here to annoy them again.

"You left me like a bad habit. Now I’m back like a bad day."

"I thought you were gone for good. Now I’m here to haunt your life."

"I’m back from the dead and I’m here to remind you of your mistakes."

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A zombie is a nickname for a Gen Z kid. They’re called zombies because they’re weird, they’re loud, and they’re always on their phones like they’re about to die.

"You’re a zombie. You’re always on your phone and you think you’re cool."

"Gen Z is like a zombie army. They’re loud, they’re weird, and they’re here to take over."

"You’re a zombie. You’re just a kid with a phone and no life."

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