a Wrian
A Wrian is the human version of a superhero, but with better fashion sense and no need for a cape.
My Wrian showed up at my house in a suit. I was like, ‘You came all the way here just to help me?’ He said, ‘Duh.’
My Wrian fixed my broken phone with his bare hands. I was like, ‘You’re a god.’ He said, ‘I’m a Wrian.’
My Wrian saved me from getting detention. I just stared at him like he was a god.