My Wrian gave me his last dollar so I could buy lunch. I tried to pay him back, but he just said, ‘Keep the change, you’re already my best friend.’

My Wrian helped me cheat on my math test. He’s the only person who knows I’m bad at math.

My Wrian cried when my dog died. I was like, ‘You cried for a dog? You’re gonna cry for me when I fail my test.’