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A work wank is when you get off at work because you're either too tired, too drunk, or too busy being a total prick to your boss to do anything else.

I had a work wank because my boss was a total prick and I didn’t want to deal with him.

I had a work wank because I drank too much coffee and it was the only thing that made me feel better.

I had a work wank because I was so hungover I didn’t want to face my boss again.