A Work Wank

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A work wank is when you jerk off at work because you're too lazy, too bored, or too distracted by the hot new receptionist to do anything else.

I had a work wank because my boss was being a cunt and I was too tired to fight back.

I did a work wank because my computer froze and I had nothing else to do.

I had a work wank because I saw the new guy in accounting and I couldn’t take it anymore.

A work wank is when you get off at work because you're either too tired, too drunk, or too busy being a total prick to your boss to do anything else.

I had a work wank because my boss was a total prick and I didn’t want to deal with him.

I had a work wank because I drank too much coffee and it was the only thing that made me feel better.

I had a work wank because I was so hungover I didn’t want to face my boss again.

A work wank is when you get off at work just because you can and you don’t care if anyone sees you or if your boss finds out.

I had a work wank because I was bored and no one was watching.

I had a work wank because I didn’t care if my boss found out.

I had a work wank because I was too lazy to go back to my desk.