A Work Wank - A work wank is when you get off at work just because you can

A work wank is when you get off at work just because you can and you don’t care if anyone sees you or if your boss finds out.

I had a work wank because I was bored and no one was watching.

I had a work wank because I didn’t care if my boss found out.

I had a work wank because I was too lazy to go back to my desk.