a womberang
A former girlfriend who won't stop showing up, even after you've told her to go away more times than you can count.
'She came back just to tell me she's pregnant again, I’m not even sure if that’s a threat or a compliment.'
'She showed up at my work and asked if I wanted to get back together, I told her no, and she asked if I wanted to get back together again.'
'She keeps coming back like she’s the main character of a soap opera, and I’m the one who got dumped.'