a womberang

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A thick-headed slag who can't stay away from her old man even after he's treated her like total garbage.
'I can't believe she came back after he called her a fat cow in front of everyone.'
'She's like a broken record, keep throwing her out, she keeps coming back.'
'He dumped her three times, and she still shows up at his door with a baby on the way.'
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A woman in her thirties who's all about having kids and doesn't care if she's a walking disaster waiting to explode.
'She's like a walking time bomb, one more kid and she'll blow up the whole town.'
'She's got three kids, two exes, and a never-ending supply of estrogen.'
'She's the reason why the hospital has a special wing for women who think they're invincible.'
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A former girlfriend who won't stop showing up, even after you've told her to go away more times than you can count.
'She came back just to tell me she's pregnant again, I’m not even sure if that’s a threat or a compliment.'
'She showed up at my work and asked if I wanted to get back together, I told her no, and she asked if I wanted to get back together again.'
'She keeps coming back like she’s the main character of a soap opera, and I’m the one who got dumped.'
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