a Withered Man
A funny way to call some old stranger who looks like they’ve been sitting in a hot tub for 50 years.
"That guy at the bus stop is a withered man. He probably hasn’t smiled since the 80s."
“I walked past a withered man who was yelling at a pigeon. It was a sight to see.”
“My neighbor is a withered man. He’s like a walking fossil.”