a willi
A willi is a halfwit who can't stop drooling and thinks they're sniffing the air like it's a fancy perfume. They're usually lanky and look like a tree that fell in a bush.
@willi_drool: I think I'm sniffing the sky. Is that normal? #trillysyndrome
My uncle is a willi. He drools on the floor and thinks it's a floor show. #williwhispers
I saw a willi in the park. He was sniffing the air like it was a free sample. #williwatcher