a willi

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A willi is a halfwit who can't stop drooling and thinks they're sniffing the air like it's a fancy perfume. They're usually lanky and look like a tree that fell in a bush.

@willi_drool: I think I'm sniffing the sky. Is that normal? #trillysyndrome

My uncle is a willi. He drools on the floor and thinks it's a floor show. #williwhispers

I saw a willi in the park. He was sniffing the air like it was a free sample. #williwatcher

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A willi is a tiny tornado in the outback that lasts like five seconds and makes you think you're in a wind tunnel. It’s not a hurricane, it’s a willi, and it’s tiny and annoying.

@outback_willi: Just got hit by a willi. I’m now a tornado in a hat. #williattack

My cousin ran into a willi and got sand in his pants. He looked like a ghost. #williexperience

I saw a willi and it nearly blew my hat off. #williweather

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A willi is a guy with two willys who works in weather and thinks he knows everything about the sky, but he doesn't. He’s the human version of a weather forecast.

@willi_forecast: I said it would be sunny. I was wrong. I have two willys and still can't predict the weather. #williweatherman

The willi at the station said it would rain. It didn't. Now he has two willys and a job. #williwhispers

My teacher is a willi. He has two willys and a weather report. #williwatcher

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The willies is when you get so jumpy you think you're about to die, but you're just nervous. It's like when you're sitting in class and you think the teacher is about to explode.

@willies_feeling: I got the willies in math class. The teacher looked like a volcano. #williesattack

My brother got the willies when the dog barked. He ran out of the room like he was being chased. #williesreal

I got the willies when I saw a spider. It was the size of a mouse. #williesmoments

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A willi is a guy who is hot, kind, and makes your day better. He’s like a superhero who only uses pencils and smiles. He doesn’t back down from anything, even a pencil poke.

@willi_hero: My willi is like a superhero. He pokes me with pencils and smiles. #willihero

My dad is a willi. He's hot, kind, and he makes my day. #willifather

I have a willi for a friend. He's the best and he pokes me with pencils. #willibestie

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A willy is a word for a flaccid penis. It’s what you use when your mom is listening. If you say ‘tool’ or ‘beaver basher’, you're being a slutty kid.

@willy_slang: My friend said ‘tool’ in front of my mom. He’s a slutty kid. #willyslang

I told my brother he had a willy. He got mad. #willytruth

My dad calls his willy a flaccid penis. He’s very polite. #willyman

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A willi is a guy who smells like pine trees and is your whole world. He pokes you with pencils and makes you smile even when you're sad. Don’t let him go or you’ll cry forever.

@willi_pine: My willi smells like pine trees. He pokes me with pencils and makes me smile. #willibest

I had a willi once. He left and I cried for a week. #willilove

My willi pokes me with pencils and I smile. He’s my whole world. #willihero

by Slangipedia 5d ago