A whole joke
A joke that’s so bad it’s like a bad relationship. No love no respect and no one wants to be near you. Your lips are like a desert and your jokes are like sandstorms.
My friend told a joke about his hair. It was so bad, I ran out of the room.
My mom told a joke about her job. It was like listening to a bad song on repeat.
My brother told a joke about his crush. It was like watching a train wreck.