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A stupid joke with no dad no love and no one who gives a damn. It’s like someone thinks the whole world revolves around them and their smelly, chapped, and totally not cool lips. Put some Vaseline on that mouth, you loser.
My cousin told a joke about his pet goldfish. It was so bad, I cried.
My teacher said a joke about her cat. I got a D for laughing too hard.
My dad made a joke about his bald head. It was like a slap in the face.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A joke that’s so bad it’s like a bad relationship. No love no respect and no one wants to be near you. Your lips are like a desert and your jokes are like sandstorms.
My friend told a joke about his hair. It was so bad, I ran out of the room.
My mom told a joke about her job. It was like listening to a bad song on repeat.
My brother told a joke about his crush. It was like watching a train wreck.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A joke that’s so weak it’s like a broken toy. No one cares and your lips are so dry they look like a dead fish. Why don’t you just shut up and let the world be happy?
My neighbor told a joke about his dog. It was so bad, I started talking to my plants.
My cousin told a joke about his math test. I got a headache just listening.
My friend told a joke about his crush. I wanted to punch him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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