a white stag
A White Stag is a guy who sets his own pubes on fire just to impress a girl, then proceeds to have sex with her while her truffle butter puts out the flames. He’s a fire-starting, no-regrets, bacon-eating idiot who thinks he’s cool.
Lit my pubes on fire and asked her to put it out with truffle butter. She did. I did not.
I had sex with a girl while her truffle butter was putting out my pubes. It was glorious.
Girl said, 'You’re a fire starter.' I said, 'I’m a White Stag.' She said, 'You’re also a dumbass.'