a white stag

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A White Stag is a man who wears a dress just to look cool, even if it’s 2 a. m. and he’s at a gas station eating fried chicken. He’ll poop in a lake or his own pants if he’s had one too many PBRs. He’s a total cocky bastard who’ll sleep with a girl on the first date and never think twice about it.

Wore a pink dress to the bar because I felt like it. Also peed in the lake. Classic White Stag.

First date? Sure. First date with a truffle butter? Double sure.

I walked into a gas station in a dress. The clerk asked if I was lost. I said, 'No, I just found my confidence.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A White Stag is a guy who sets his own pubes on fire just to impress a girl, then proceeds to have sex with her while her truffle butter puts out the flames. He’s a fire-starting, no-regrets, bacon-eating idiot who thinks he’s cool.

Lit my pubes on fire and asked her to put it out with truffle butter. She did. I did not.

I had sex with a girl while her truffle butter was putting out my pubes. It was glorious.

Girl said, 'You’re a fire starter.' I said, 'I’m a White Stag.' She said, 'You’re also a dumbass.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago