a wheeze and a gasp
When you laugh so much you sound like a broken vacuum and your face turns red like a tomato that got yelled at.
I watched my mom try to dance in her socks and I laughed so hard I felt like I was going to die. I was wheezing and gasping like a man who just ran from a dragon.
My brother told a joke about his crush and I laughed until my sides hurt. I was wheezing and gasping like a broken record.
My dad told a story about his childhood and I laughed so hard I could barely stand. I was wheezing and gasping like a fish out of water.