a wheeze and a gasp

I saw my uncle fall into a pile of spaghetti and I lost it. I was wheezing and gasping like a fish out of water.

My friend told a joke so bad it made me laugh until I cried. I was wheezing and gasping like a man who just ran a marathon.

My dog ate my homework and I laughed so hard I could barely breathe. I was wheezing and gasping like a broken wind-up toy.

I watched my mom try to dance in her socks and I laughed so hard I felt like I was going to die. I was wheezing and gasping like a man who just ran from a dragon.

My brother told a joke about his crush and I laughed until my sides hurt. I was wheezing and gasping like a broken record.

My dad told a story about his childhood and I laughed so hard I could barely stand. I was wheezing and gasping like a fish out of water.

My friend told a joke about his ex and I laughed until I was wheezing and gasping like I just ran a marathon with a goat.

I saw my neighbor’s cat wearing a hat and I laughed so hard I thought I’d never stop. I was wheezing and gasping like a man who just climbed Mount Everest.

My mom told a story about her childhood and I laughed until I couldn’t breathe. I was wheezing and gasping like a broken fan.