a wellbehavedwife
A wife who knows when to be nice, when to be quiet, and when to laugh at your dumb jokes, even if she’s thinking about how she’s going to get back at you later.
"He called me a 'good wife.' I just said, 'I’m a wellbehavedwife.'"
"I let him insult my cooking. I said, 'I’ll get you back later.'"
"I smiled through his insult. I’m a wellbehavedwife."