a wellbehavedwife

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A woman who knows her place, keeps her mouth shut, and laughs at your dumb jokes even when she wants to punch you. She’s basically a human doormat with a personality.
"I didn’t say anything when he spilled coffee on my dress. I just smiled. I’m a wellbehavedwife."
"He called me a doormat. I said, 'You’re welcome.'"
"I let him insult my cooking. I’m a wellbehavedwife."
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A wife who looks good, stays quiet, and knows when to laugh, because she’s got a brain and a sense of self-preservation.
"I let him make fun of my hair. I’m a wellbehavedwife."
"He said I was 'perfect.' I said, 'I’m also tired.'"
"I stayed silent when he said I was 'just okay.' I’m a wellbehavedwife."
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A woman who puts up with your crap because she’s got a good head on her shoulders and knows when to let it go, usually after a long sigh and a few choice words.
"He called me a 'good girl.' I just rolled my eyes and said, 'I’m a wellbehavedwife.'"
"I let him win the argument. I’m a wellbehavedwife."
"He yelled at me. I smiled. I’m a wellbehavedwife."
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A wife who knows when to be nice, when to be quiet, and when to laugh at your dumb jokes, even if she’s thinking about how she’s going to get back at you later.
"He called me a 'good wife.' I just said, 'I’m a wellbehavedwife.'"
"I let him insult my cooking. I said, 'I’ll get you back later.'"
"I smiled through his insult. I’m a wellbehavedwife."
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A woman who looks good, stays quiet, and knows that sometimes the best way to win is to let your dumb jokes slide and keep your cool.
"He said I was 'perfect.' I said, 'I’m also tired.'"
"I stayed quiet when he made fun of my dress. I’m a wellbehavedwife."
"I laughed at his dumb joke. I’m a wellbehavedwife."
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A wife who knows when to be nice, when to be quiet, and when to let your dumb jokes slide, even if she’s thinking about how she’ll get you back later.
"He said I was 'just okay.' I said, 'I’m a wellbehavedwife.'"
"I let him insult my cooking. I’ll get you back later."
"I smiled at his dumb joke. I’m a wellbehavedwife."
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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