a wellbehavedwife
A wife who knows when to be nice, when to be quiet, and when to let your dumb jokes slide, even if she’s thinking about how she’ll get you back later.
"He said I was 'just okay.' I said, 'I’m a wellbehavedwife.'"
"I let him insult my cooking. I’ll get you back later."
"I smiled at his dumb joke. I’m a wellbehavedwife."