A Weeman
A total brain-dead idiot who thinks the world revolves around them and doesn’t notice anything else.
I saw a weeman walking into a wall while texting with one hand and eating a taco with the other.
My cousin is a weeman. He didn’t realize the fire alarm was going off until it was too late.
At the bus stop, a weeman tried to talk to a pigeon like it was his best friend.