A Weeman

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A total brain-dead idiot who thinks the world revolves around them and doesn’t notice anything else.

I saw a weeman walking into a wall while texting with one hand and eating a taco with the other.

My cousin is a weeman. He didn’t realize the fire alarm was going off until it was too late.

At the bus stop, a weeman tried to talk to a pigeon like it was his best friend.

The tiny, bald, annoying guy on Jackass who thinks he’s the main event every time he shows up.

Weeman did a stunt where he got stuck in a giant chicken and screamed like a baby.

He tried to skate on a statue and fell flat on his face.

Weeman got covered in glitter and looked like a f***ing Christmas ornament.

A little guy who’s not that tall but has a giant tool that everyone envies.

Weeman was bragging about his size and then pulled out a sandwich that was bigger than his head.

He tried to show off his tool and ended up tripping over a chair.

He said he had a ‘weeman moment’ when he saw a guy with a tiny tool.

A little kid who thinks he’s a grown man and wants to f*** everyone he sees.

Weeman tried to flirt with my grandma and she just stared at him like he was a lost puppy.

He asked every girl in the store if they wanted to go out and got rejected 10 times.

He tried to seduce a librarian and got sent to the naughty corner.

A tiny, temperamental guy who looks like a f***ing oompa-loompa and shops in the kids’ section like it’s his life’s mission.

Weeman got into a fight with a toy robot in the toy store.

He yelled at a store clerk for not giving him a discount.

He tried to wear a tutu and called it a ‘f***ing masterpiece’.

When a little guy is so desperate for a f*** that he’ll do anything, even if it means crying.

Weeman cried when he realized his crush was with someone else.

He asked for a hug and got rejected, then cried in the hallway.

He tried to serenade a girl with a kazoo and got laughed at.

A gross, f***ing pig of a girl who eats like a horse and thinks she’s hot.

Weeman ate a whole pizza and then tried to dance like she was in a music video.

She walked into the store with a face full of glitter and said, ‘I’m a f***ing goddess.’

She got into a fight with a guy over a muffin and ended up screaming in the middle of the mall.