A Webster
When you take someone’s insult, turn it into a question, and throw it back at them so loud it feels like they’re getting yelled at by a toddler with a megaphone.
You said I was ugly. I asked, 'Is that why you’re still single?' and then shouted it at you like you were a kid who broke my favorite cup.
He called me a failure. I said, 'Is that why you’re still working at the gas station?' and then gave him the side-eye like he was my ex.
She told me I was a waste of space. I replied, 'Is that why you’re still living with your mom?' and then walked away like I just won a fight.