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Putting your neighbor’s doorknob up your butt and then shitting so hard it looks like a doorknob is growing out of your ass.
I put the doorknob up my butt and then I pooped so much it looked like the knob was part of me.
He put the knob up his butt and then shat it out like he was a robot.
She put the doorknob up her butt and it came out the other end like a magical trick.