a warm welcome
Hugging someone like a vice and then peeing your pants like you just won a gold medal in the pee Olympics.
I hugged my brother so tight he cried, then I peed my pants like I was a kid again.
She gave me a bear hug and then I peed myself like I was scared of a clown.
He hugged me like he was trying to squeeze the life out of me, then I peed myself like I just saw a ghost.