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Going to the master bathroom, clogging the toilet, shitting on used toilet paper, and then locking the door like you just robbed a bank.
I turned off the toilet, took a dump, and then wiped with paper I had used before.
He clogged the toilet, shat on used paper, and locked the door like he was hiding from the police.
She turned off the water, took a dump, and then left like she was the last person on Earth.