a Waldi
A Waldi is a guy who thinks he's important, but he's just a nobody. He has an evil brother named Waldo who owns half of Paterson and laughs at him.
He told everyone he was rich, but his brother Waldo stole his money.
He cried when Waldo told him he was 'a total loser.'
He tried to take over Paterson, but Waldo beat him up and laughed at him.