a Waldi

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A Waldi is a weak, pasty kid who thinks he's cool just because he knows the word 'bling.' He fails life and still thinks he's the king of the school.
'Bling bling, I'm rich, bro!', but he still eats cereal for dinner.
He tried to join the gang but got kicked out for not knowing how to dance.
He texts his crush 'u hot' and then cries when she doesn't reply.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Waldie is a sad kid who lies about being popular just to feel good. He makes up fake relationships and hopes someone will love him.
He told his mom he had 100 friends, but he only has 2.
He cried when the girl he liked said 'no' to his fake proposal.
He asked his teacher if he could bring his imaginary friend to school.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Waldy is the guy who pays with a credit card but only pays part of the bill, then takes the cash and steals the tip. He’s a cash thief and a total idiot.
He paid $10 for a $20 meal and took the $5 tip like it was his money.
He said, 'I’m paying!' but only paid for his burger.
He took the tip and left the rest of the bill on the table like it was a challenge.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Waldy is a girl who's super hot and smart, but she loves to mess with weak guys. She'll flirt with you, then make your life a living hell.
She asked him to be her boyfriend, then texted him 10 times a day about her ex.
She took his lunch money and told him he was 'pathetic.'
She challenged him to a fight and won, then made him do her homework.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Waldi is a guy who thinks he's important, but he's just a nobody. He has an evil brother named Waldo who owns half of Paterson and laughs at him.
He told everyone he was rich, but his brother Waldo stole his money.
He cried when Waldo told him he was 'a total loser.'
He tried to take over Paterson, but Waldo beat him up and laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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