a visit from Nancy - Nancy crashing your life like a drunk at a party and either

Nancy crashing your life like a drunk at a party and either making you pregNant or just making you wish you were

Nancy showed up like a tornado and I got pregNant or just really tired.

My life got wrecked when Nancy showed up and I either got pregNant or just got a headache.

Nancy showed up and I had a pregNancy scare because she was louder than my alarm clock.