a visit from Nancy

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When Nancy shows up and you either get knocked up or think you are because she’s loud and smells like cheap perfume

My mom came over and I thought I was gonna die from her yelling and the smell of her hair.

Nancy showed up and I swear I felt the baby kick from the loudness.

I got a pregNancy scare because Nancy screamed my name like she was in a horror movie.

Nancy crashing your life like a drunk at a party and either making you pregNant or just making you wish you were

Nancy showed up like a tornado and I got pregNant or just really tired.

My life got wrecked when Nancy showed up and I either got pregNant or just got a headache.

Nancy showed up and I had a pregNancy scare because she was louder than my alarm clock.

Nancy showing up like she owns the place and either giving you a baby or just making you swear you have one

Nancy came over like she was the boss and I either got pregNant or just felt like I did.

Nancy walked in and I thought I had a baby because she looked like my baby’s grandma.

Nancy showed up and I got a pregNancy scare because she looked like she had a baby and a headache.