a vestir santos
A woman who’s so old and single she probably dressed saints just to have something to do. She’s the church’s personal therapist.
My aunt is a vestir santos. She’s been single for 55 years and still thinks the church needs more saints.
My mom says my cousin is a vestir santos because she’s been dressing saints since she was 15.
My grandma is a vestir santos. She’s been single so long, she’s got her own saint.