a vestir santos

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A woman who never got married and is as old as a fossil. She’s so old she probably dressed saints just to keep her sanity.

My aunt is a vestir santos. She’s been cleaning the church for 50 years and still thinks the altar needs more glitter.

My mom says my cousin is a vestir santos because she’s 72 and still single.

My grandma is a vestir santos. She used to dress saints, now she just dresses her cat.

A woman so old and single she probably married a statue. She’s the reason the church still has saints.

My neighbor is a vestir santos. She’s been single for 60 years and still wears a nun’s habit to Walmart.

My uncle says his wife is a vestir santos because she’s been dressing saints since the 1970s.

My cousin is a vestir santos. She’s been single so long, the church gave her a lifetime membership.

A woman who’s so old and single she probably dressed saints just to have something to do. She’s the church’s personal therapist.

My aunt is a vestir santos. She’s been single for 55 years and still thinks the church needs more saints.

My mom says my cousin is a vestir santos because she’s been dressing saints since she was 15.

My grandma is a vestir santos. She’s been single so long, she’s got her own saint.