a vestir santos - A woman so old and single she probably married a statue. She

A woman so old and single she probably married a statue. She’s the reason the church still has saints.

My neighbor is a vestir santos. She’s been single for 60 years and still wears a nun’s habit to Walmart.

My uncle says his wife is a vestir santos because she’s been dressing saints since the 1970s.

My cousin is a vestir santos. She’s been single so long, the church gave her a lifetime membership.