A vest of nipples
When a person has so many nipples it’s like they’re trying to start a fashion trend. More than 3 nipples hanging out in one spot, like they’re auditioning for a new band.
He had a vest of nipples and a hat. He looked like he was going to a concert and a doctor’s appointment.
My mom’s vest of nipples is so loud it could wake up the neighbors.
That kid had a vest of nipples and a backpack. He was ready for anything.