A vest of nipples

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A bunch of nipples so big and gross they look like they’re about to scream. Like 4 or more nipples hanging out in one place, probably from someone who never wore a shirt.
My cousin’s chest looks like a pizza with extra cheese and a side of regret.
That guy in the gym had a vest of nipples that could make a baby cry.
She showed up to the party with a vest of nipples and a attitude that said 'I own this place.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a person has so many nipples it’s like they’re trying to start a fashion trend. More than 3 nipples hanging out in one spot, like they’re auditioning for a new band.
He had a vest of nipples and a hat. He looked like he was going to a concert and a doctor’s appointment.
My mom’s vest of nipples is so loud it could wake up the neighbors.
That kid had a vest of nipples and a backpack. He was ready for anything.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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