A verizon guy
A Verizon guy is someone who pokes your ear with their junk and yells, 'Can you hear me now?' like it’s a big deal.
He poked my ear with his junk and screamed, 'Can you hear me now?' I said, 'No, I can hear your pain now.'
The Verizon guy jabbed my ear with his junk and said, 'Can you hear me now?' I said, 'No, I can hear your regret now.'
He jabbed my ear with his junk and yelled, 'Can you hear me now?' I said, 'No, I can hear your last meal now.'