A verizon guy

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When a guy from Verizon shoves his junk in your ear and yells, 'Can you hear me now?' like he’s the king of the world.

He stuck his whole hand in my ear and said, 'Can you hear me now?' I said, 'No, I can hear your stink now.'

My neighbor's Verizon guy came to my door and screamed, 'Can you hear me now?' I said, 'No, I can hear your bad breath now.'

The Verizon guy stuck his finger in my ear and asked, 'Can you hear me now?' I said, 'No, I can hear your soul screaming now.'

A Verizon guy is when someone from Verizon takes their junk and dumps it in your ear like it’s a trash can.

The Verizon guy dumped his junk in my ear and said, 'Can you hear me now?' I said, 'No, I can hear your junk now.'

He poured his junk in my ear and said, 'Can you hear me now?' I said, 'No, I can hear your life story now.'

The Verizon guy took a dump in my ear and asked, 'Can you hear me now?' I said, 'No, I can hear your death now.'

A Verizon guy is someone who pokes your ear with their junk and yells, 'Can you hear me now?' like it’s a big deal.

He poked my ear with his junk and screamed, 'Can you hear me now?' I said, 'No, I can hear your pain now.'

The Verizon guy jabbed my ear with his junk and said, 'Can you hear me now?' I said, 'No, I can hear your regret now.'

He jabbed my ear with his junk and yelled, 'Can you hear me now?' I said, 'No, I can hear your last meal now.'