a twinkie
A snack cake that’s dry as a dead man’s ass. It looks like a golden cake, but it’s got the texture of a brick. Goes great with milk, which is basically the only thing that can save it.
My mom eats twinkies for breakfast and I’ve never seen a human being that pale.
That twinkie was so dry, I had to use a fork to scrape the filling out of it.
I tried to eat a twinkie without milk, and my mouth felt like it had been sandblasted.