a twinkie
A golden cake with a creamy filling that’s been around for decades, and people think it’s magic. It’s not magic, it’s just good. But some people think it’s forever, and they’re probably just trying to save money.
My grandpa eats twinkies every day and he says they’re magic. I don’t know, he just looks like he’s been alive for a long time.
People say twinkies last forever, but I think that’s just a lie told by people who want to save money.
I tried to eat a twinkie that was 25 days old, and it was still good. But I still don’t believe the forever myth.