a true Brittany
A girl so pretty, she makes your brain stop working. She doesn’t even care about you. She takes your girlfriend like it’s nothing. And she leaves you in the dust. You’re such a loser.
Brittany took my girlfriend and my lunch money. I’m out.
She walked by me and I forgot how to breathe. I’m a mess.
She laughed at my failed karaoke. I’m dead inside.