a true Brittany

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The most beautiful girl in the whole town. She doesn’t even look at you. She takes your girlfriend. And she roasts you in front of everyone. And she does it on purpose. You’re such a fool.
Brittany just walked into the room. I died.
She took my girlfriend and my dignity. I’m still recovering.
She laughed at my failed attempt at a joke. I want to die.
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A girl so pretty, she makes your brain stop working. She doesn’t even care about you. She takes your girlfriend like it’s nothing. And she leaves you in the dust. You’re such a loser.
Brittany took my girlfriend and my lunch money. I’m out.
She walked by me and I forgot how to breathe. I’m a mess.
She laughed at my failed karaoke. I’m dead inside.
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The most stunning girl in the town. She doesn’t even give you a second glance. She takes your girlfriend and makes you look like a joke. And she does it with a smile. You’re such an idiot.
Brittany just passed me. I fainted.
She took my girlfriend and my self-respect. I’m broken.
She laughed at my failed attempt to be cool. I’m done.
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