I saw my old gym and instantly thought, 'I could bench 200 again.' Then I looked at my arms and cried.

He got a job at the same place he worked 10 years ago and now he's mad at his boss like it's 2008.

She DM'd me: 'Remember that time we got kicked out of the mall? I miss that.' I replied: 'You were 13 and had a 2-liter soda.'