a trip down memory lane

I was eating pizza and suddenly I was 12 again. My mom was yelling at me for eating the crusts.

He started talking about his childhood dog and I realized he still smells like a 7-Eleven in 1998.

She texted me: 'Remember when we used to eat cereal for dinner? I miss that.' I replied: 'You're still eating cereal for dinner.'

I saw my old gym and instantly thought, 'I could bench 200 again.' Then I looked at my arms and cried.

He got a job at the same place he worked 10 years ago and now he's mad at his boss like it's 2008.

She DM'd me: 'Remember that time we got kicked out of the mall? I miss that.' I replied: 'You were 13 and had a 2-liter soda.'

She started singing 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' and then got mad at me for not knowing who Nirvana was.

He saw a fidget spinner and cried: 'Why is this thing still around? I had one in 2017!'

I walked into my old school and said, 'I could still beat you in a spelling bee.' Then I realized I spelled 'spelling' wrong.

I saw my old bedroom and started crying: 'I used to draw on my walls with crayons!' My mom called me and said, 'You still draw on your walls.'

He got a job at his old restaurant and now he's mad at the new waiter like it's 2004.

She texted me: 'Remember when we used to eat lunch in the cafeteria?' I replied: 'You still eat lunch in the cafeteria.'

I saw my old math teacher and instantly said, 'I could still beat you in a math test.' Then I realized I couldn't even do long division.

She started talking about her old crush and said, 'He was cute, but I still think he was a little weird.'

He got a job at his old pizza place and now he's mad at the new employee like it's 2012.

I saw my old football team and started crying: 'I could still beat you in a game!' Then I realized I couldn't even run 10 meters.

She started talking about her old crush and said, 'He was cute, but he still smelled like a locker room.'

He saw his old gym and said, 'I could still bench 200 again.' Then he looked at his arms and cried.