I saw my old bedroom and started crying: 'I used to draw on my walls with crayons!' My mom called me and said, 'You still draw on your walls.'

He got a job at his old restaurant and now he's mad at the new waiter like it's 2004.

She texted me: 'Remember when we used to eat lunch in the cafeteria?' I replied: 'You still eat lunch in the cafeteria.'