A tit nipply - A cooler version of cold, like when you’re trying to be toug

A cooler version of cold, like when you’re trying to be tough but your nose is running like a waterfall.

This place is a tit nipply, I'm not even gonna pretend I'm cool.

My gym teacher said it was a tit nipply, and I believe him.

I walked into class and it was a tit nipply, I was already half-dead.