A tit nipply

Current Trending

3 views · Added 17d ago · 6 definitions

1
When the place you’re in is so cold it’s like your balls are being frozen by a witch.
Man, this bus is a tit nipply!
My feet feel like they're gonna turn to ice cubes.
This hotel room is a tit nipply, I’m gonna die from the cold.
2
A little cold, like your grandma’s old sweater on a winter day.
This morning was a tit nipply, I almost froze my socks off.
The weather today is a tit nipply, I can’t feel my toes.
My neighbor said it’s a tit nipply, and I believe him.
3
A cooler version of cold, like when you’re trying to be tough but your nose is running like a waterfall.
This place is a tit nipply, I'm not even gonna pretend I'm cool.
My gym teacher said it was a tit nipply, and I believe him.
I walked into class and it was a tit nipply, I was already half-dead.
4
When it’s so cold your girl’s nipples get hard, and if you say it in a locker room, you get beaten like a pancake.
I walked into the locker room and said it was a tit nipply, and I got beaten like a pancake.
My friend said it was a tit nipply and now he’s in the hospital.
I said it was a tit nipply in the gym, and now I’m the new punching bag.
5
When the morning is so chilly your girl’s nipples pop out like they’re trying to escape a snowstorm.
This morning was a tit nipply, and my girl’s nipples were like little ice cones.
The chill was so bad it was a tit nipply, and my friend’s nipples were on fire.
I ran a mile in the cold and it was a tit nipply, my girl’s nipples were like tiny icebergs.
6
A funny way to say it’s a little cold, like when you’re trying to sound cool but you’re actually just chilly.
I said it was a tit nipply and I sounded like a baby.
My friend used it and now I know he’s a poser.
I used it in class and the teacher called me a dork.
xs