a table PEDE - a stupid and bold way to invite someone to drink with you, e

a stupid and bold way to invite someone to drink with you, even if they’re busy pooping

'A table PEDE? I'll poop later. Bring the drinks.'

At the restaurant: 'I just pooped. A table PEDE? Let's go.'

Text from my cousin: 'A table PEDE? I'll poop in your face if you say no.'